Fantasy Football Email Template

Subject: Attention [League Name] Misfits: Your Fantasy Overlord Speaks!

Greetings, you beautiful disasters of fantasy football!

It is I, [Your Ridiculous Title, e.g., "The Almighty Touchdown Tyrant"], descending from my throne of championship belts and broken dreams to grace you with my presence for another season of [League Name].

Welcome to the [Year] season, aptly dubbed "[Absurd Nickname, e.g., "Tom Brady's Avocado Ice Cream Revenge Tour"]". Prepare yourselves for months of questionable decisions, regrettable trades, and the kind of trash talk that would make a sailor blush.

League Lowdown (Pay attention, you animals):
1. Draft Day Extravaganza: [Date/Time] - Be there or suffer the consequences of auto-draft. And trust me, the algorithm hates you more than your ex.

2. League Dues: [Amount] - Payable in cash, crypto, or the tears of your opponents. No personal checks, I'm not falling for that again, Karen.

3. Scoring System: Still [Type of Scoring], because changing it now would require thought and effort, and let's face it, we're all here to avoid both.

4. New Rule: Anyone caught using their "gut feeling" to make lineup decisions will be forced to wear a shirt that says "I trusted my appendix and all I got was this lousy team" to all league events.

To our fresh meat (I mean, valued new members):
- [New Member 1]: Welcome! I hope you like disappointment and have a high tolerance for GIFs of people laughing at your misfortune.
- [New Member 2]: Congrats on joining! Your therapy sessions start next week.
- [New Member 3]: You said you wanted a challenge. Well, buddy, you've just climbed into the tiger enclosure with a steak taped to your face. Enjoy!

Remember, in this league we don't just play with our hearts and minds. We play with our fragile egos, sleep-deprived judgment, and whatever's left of our dignity after last season. Trading away your first-round pick for a kicker and a fun-size Snickers is strongly discouraged, but will provide us with meme material for years to come.

Key Dates (mark them in blood on your calendar):
- League Dues Deadline: [Date] (Pay up or enjoy being the league's personal ATM)
- Season Kickoff: [Date] (When the real crying begins)
- Trade Deadline: [Date] (Last chance to prove you don't understand basic player value)
- Playoffs: [Date] (Where dreams go to die and bragging rights are born)

If you need me, I'll be in my war room (aka the broom closet where my partner banished me) preparing to crush your spirits and steal your lunch money.

May your waiver wire be fruitful, your injuries be minor, and your kicker not outscore your entire team. But who am I kidding? We all know that's going to happen at least once.

Now go forth and dominate! (Except for [Name of Person You Like to Pick On]. You just focus on spelling your team name right this year, champ.)

Your benevolent dictator and future champion,
[Your Name]
[Your Ridiculous Title]

P.S. If anyone needs fantasy advice, I'll be charging $5 per question. All proceeds go to the "Commissioner Needs a Life Outside Fantasy Football" fund.

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